ex

ex
1. (ex) (682↑, 184↓)
1) Someone who will have sex with you when nobody else will 2) Someone who won't speak to you even when everyone else will

I needed a lay so I called my ex.

2. (ex) (312↑, 59↓)
a person you used to love a person you now hate a person who you dont want to have sex with anyone else a person who you have sex with once in a while a person who owes you child support

hey, my ex was over and we screwed. But then we fought again over the money.....

3. (ex) (315↑, 73↓)
a former boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or even friend.

i just talked to my ex yesterday, she was really pissed cuz i dont pay her child support.

Author: XfantomcatX http://ex.urbanup.com/100132
4. (ex) (290↑, 55↓)
prefix for someone who was or used to be

ex-pat ex-wife ex-boyfriend

5. (ex) (152↑, 26↓)
1) One of your previous significant others whom you've had a [relation-shit], and coincidentally, a [break up] with. In most cases, not someone you ever want to see again. In very VERY rare cases, someone you might still talk to and consider a friend, because you both have a history and too many experiences to forget about together and are both mature enough to push any emotions you have left (if any), aside. 2) Your current bf/gf's

. AKA an evil being that must be destroyed, at all costs. If you're a girl- for some reason, your bf's ex always seems to be a blonde with big boobs and a shitty personality who for some reason, makes you feel fat. If you're a guy- somehow, your gf's ex is famous among every girl you know, and if you ever bring him up, they can't stop telling you how "funny" and "amazing" he is. You also can't stop yourself from wondering if his equipment's bigger than yours.

[ex]1) The last two months of me and my ex's 1-year relationship were hell due to our constant fighting over stupid shit. So we broke up and I never want to see him/her again. -or- My ex and I broke up after dating for two years because he/she had to move. We got along really well during those first two years, so we still keep in touch. 2) (After current gf meets ex gf) Gf: "Well... she was pretty." Bf: "Uhh..." Gf: "...Does this skirt make me look fat?\! She was skinnier than I am\! Why'd she have to be so skinny? What is she, anorexic?\!" Bf: "You look fine. You're just feeling the jealousy and insecurity that can only be brought on by seeing your significant other's ex..."

Author: i know my shit http://ex.urbanup.com/2718707
6. (ex) (100↑, 16↓)
one's former wife or husband, girlfriend or boyfriend, etc

She went to the [Prom] with her ex.

Author: Light Joker http://ex.urbanup.com/1385806
7. (Ex) (96↑, 25↓)
One who seems to bring about a lot of trouble, who was always jealous and now is your worst enemy.

Exboyfriend Exgirlfriend Exwife Exhusband

Author: Kelly Mitchell http://ex.urbanup.com/1652378
8. (ex) (24↑, 3↓)
out of my life.

My ex is OUT OF MY LIFE. WHOO\!

Author: GoodGameBub http://ex.urbanup.com/4315226
9. (Ex) (26↑, 12↓)
The Ex is someone you most likely now Loathe, but at some point loved, or maybe just enjoyed having around, normally the result of a breaking up of a relationship of some sorts. The word Ex is normally followed by these words.. Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Wife, Partner. All these do apply..and a few more do too. The easiest way to become an Ex, is to Cheat - (mainly meaning to have sexual intercourse with another male/female whilst you are with you main boy/girl/partner etc) BE WARNED\! - your mates will hate you if you perform the above act, and they are friends with the guy/girl you cheat on. Cheating will normally be accompanied by lies and deceit, in some cases a hidden guilt.

Dan: "Nicola cheated on my last with another guy, she denied it at first..but then the second time I asked her she confessed, I dumped her, sh is now my Ex" Gary: "Bro, She's a NO-GOOD whore" Dan: "Well now iv'e seen her true colours, and i'm glad she is gone" Gary: "Good for you bro, she didn't deserve you, especialy if she was going to treat you like that, you deserve better" Dan: "Yeah, I do, thanks man"

10. (ex) (43↑, 33↓)
A nickname for the recreational drug methylenedioxymethamphetamine, better known as Ecstasy.

"I bet this techno music would sound good if we were on ex."

11. (ex) (10↑, 6↓)
An ex obviously is the prefix of past, but ex's never understand this. They are hideous creatures who used dark magic making you oblivious to all of their flaws. If you're a man , you were an asshole who didn't deserve a genuine loving person. If you are a women , you are a supercilious, pampered, promiscuous, BITCH. An ex generally tends to have sex with you because they are desperate whores who can't contain themselves. Meanwhile, you're dating someone else they have an epiphany that they have lost something of value and begin to plot a way of destroying your happiness.

My boyfriends ex is a bitch.

Author: A cigar is just a cigar. http://ex.urbanup.com/5548224
12. (ex) (0↑, 1↓)
a word used by thousands of people around the world as a cover up for the words obnoxiouss, evil, and slutty

Oh, him? Yeah, I hate him. He's just like my ex

Author: someone who is NOT interested http://ex.urbanup.com/5816654
13. (ex) (5↑, 20↓)
when someone finishes your sentence or thought before you do.

Me: so, is that a .... Him: a man or a woman? Me: yeh, EX Him: haha i think its... Me: a woman Him: yeh, EX ME: good Him: good also, when your talking to someone and they arent paying attention or only slightly listening, thats an excuse me.

Author: Thats the guy http://ex.urbanup.com/3699459
14. (ex) (9↑, 35↓)
excellent, used by people who hate more than one syllable

'Kk ex, see you there'

15. (ex) (11↑, 37↓)
Some random shit I defined it as: What you say if you didn't want to hear something or see something as if to "ex" or slash or erase it from one's memory. (n.) A former boyfriend or girlfriend. (n.) A former anything.

*see picture of naked grandma* EX\!\! Nadia: I love you, but I think we should spend sometime apart for a change. Mike: EX\!\! Genghis Khan was an ex-ruler of Mongolia and much of Asia.

Author: papermachete http://ex.urbanup.com/1497148
16. (ex) (9↑, 41↓)
The action of killing someone.

I wanna ex his ass so bad.

17. (ex) (7↑, 45↓)
pornography shorthand. refers to content with exhibitionism.

Sex in public? Total EX\!

18. (ex) (7↑, 60↓)
what me and calillo will do some time

andrew: suicide NOW calillo: mother... andrew: fine...how bout some ex? calillo: oh cool, that's better than grabbing the ped

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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